I would rather be in the middle of nowhere

This is a dream one of my best mates had last night:

” Me and you were lost in some woods. Was windy, wet and darkness had just fallen upon us. Neither one of us had remembered to set up camp or start a fire before darkness hit. We we’re walking around some dense woodland and come across what looked like an abandon train station. It was far too dark to tell. Almost underexposed. There was a little fire, I thought we were in luck. we walked towards it and the rain put it out. You shouted hobo. We scampered. Ducking a diving through thick woodland, we stumble across a a deep gorge that leads to a river/quagmire. We have to cross it. We have no choice. We climb down the perfectly placed trees and get to the bottom, you step off and sink to your waist. Swiftly clambering back up a tree as I chuckle to my self. I’m still concerned we have no fire or place to stay. I find a better place to get over. On the otherside I start looking for birch bark and twigs that are not wet while you flick a zippo lighter on and off in your hand. Using my knife I start shaving some bark off a silver birch. Out of no where its suddenly daylight and sunny. We are approached by a lady and a man with no face. The lady is a tour guide and tells us to make a sledge to carry our stuff out of the woods. I start looking for chestnut. You, I have no idea where you went. As I go around a corner I see 3 hyenas attacking what looks like a bigger hyena, but like a stoner, fat retarded one. Behind then is a a small chestnut fence, beyond that there are people and a football pitch, people are playing football. The bigger hyena is moaning “no” in a deep slow voice. Like I said, probably retarded. It some how escapes over the fence, the other smaller hyenas do not follow. This confuses me. I jump the fence and go and try to find the big hyena. No luck. However, the football come towards me and I decide to go on a darting run and score and incredible goal from just outside the box. Top left hand corner. I celebrate and walk away. I then woke up.”

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